On the Inpermanence of Search Engine Results

After having clowned of late, performed and occasionally posted some varying length commentaries on my goings and doings in the realm of entertainment, I find that I went from top-o-the-heap (number one result) when searching for a clown in Goldsboro NC, which is my home of record, where I hang my hats, Goldsboro  NC is where my house is, Goldsboro NC is where I sleep, eat, work and play; Goldsboro NC is where I walk my dogs and shine my enormous shoes, to number six (6) on the first page;  to not even mentioned 5 pages later. Yikes! What did I do to be forgotten so quickly? I did not stay fresh and current, that’s what. Well, here is something fresh and new. I have neglected to post about a particularly run of fun birthday parties I was happy to be engaged for; both here in Goldsboro NC and Kinston NC. Perhaps the search engine powers-that-be rashly assumed that I was no longer here. But I am still here, in Goldsboro NC; clowning, causing laughter, mirth merriment and spreading shenanigans throughout the known and unknown known free, not so free and even sometimes a bit pricey world.

Goldsboro, North Carolina. I continue to entertain children of all ages, and am enjoying a resurgence of interest in clown/comedy entertainment. Birthday parties are being booked again. And if you are planning one and want to engage a clown (say, me), please book as early as possible. My calendar is filling fast! The recession is not over, by any means, but there are signs of life out there. Welcome signs. Welcome to Goldsboro signs. The Dept. of  Transportation finally is getting it right.

Of course, I am available to clown through out the planet, and have a considerable number of repeat annual engagements throughout Central and Eastern North Carolina… I happen to live in Goldsboro; have funny, will travel…

Keep yer smiles smilin’! I’ll see you around if you don’t turn square!

Visualize whirled peas!

Love to all, -Ubiquitous Clown, your local and not local Clown-about-Town in Goldsboro NC

 

 

 

 

 

 

On the Very Delightful Day in Pittsboro,NC

The 22th of October, which in a previous reckoning of months, would have been the 8th month, instead of the 10th, found my partner Karen and myself hooping and twisting in the well appointed children’s area at the 2011 Pittsboro Street Fair. For unexplained reasons, which I will probably never learn, the crowd ebbed and…

On the Pleasant Day at St. Julia Fall Festival, Siler City, NC

Dateline: St. Julia Church, Siler City, NC Midday, September 25, 2011 A.D. found Karen and me entertaining the throngs (of children of all ages) attending the festive festivities just this side (easterly, that is) of Siler City, NC; in the round-a-bout driveway encircling the fine edifice of St. Julia Catholic Church. The line for twisted…

Twisting at Croaker Fest 2011

John the Balloon Man returned to Croaker Fest for the fourth year. He tried to help with the tug-o-war, but the Captain of the winning Pirate Float (from the parade earlier in the day) was on the other end of the rope.  Better luck next year! John could win the hula hoop contest, but they…

On the good time had by all at Maker Faire NC

June 18th found me, John the Balloon Man, at Maker Faire NC, in the Gov. Kerr Scott building at the NC Fairgrounds. I sat between the B.O.L.T.S. (Brotherhood of Learning & Teaching Smiths) folks from Goldsboro, blacksmiths of a sort (their term), and the wacky and wonderful CHAOS machine, a rather large, well wrought assemblage…

Rough Night at the North Pole

Ubi the Clown was the opening act for the Central Carolina Community College Theater program’s December 2010 production of the show, Rough Night at the North Pole, at the new Chatham Community Library in Pittsboro, NC. Ubi started at 7:00 and did clown magic, his tightrope walk, and several other skits as late-comers settled and…

Hello from Ubi!

Hello from Ubi the clown!  I may not be the world’s most prolific poster of blogs, and certainly need more fortitude in the area of self-promotion, but I am ready to entertain and bring some happiness and mirth to your event. Remember, ANY party is made more fun with festive, multicolored balloon hats! Keep yer…